Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
one might say we're banned from that church
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
NoShamevember. You game?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
