that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
We smell like vodka and hangover
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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