We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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