YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Im part way to drunk.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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