i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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