i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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