ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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