Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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