JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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