I want to have your abortion
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
wow bdsm is so cute
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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