i barfeds in our rink
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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