Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
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Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
