there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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