i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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