WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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