32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Randomize
