gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
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I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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