just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
