I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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