Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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