Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
