Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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