who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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