i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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