You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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