belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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