Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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