You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
