Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
She announced her abortion via fbk
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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