It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
how drunk are you?
Several
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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