I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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