I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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