we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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