dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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