I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Houston, we have a blender
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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