Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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