I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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