quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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