Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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