For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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