...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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