That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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