my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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