It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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