Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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