Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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