Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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