It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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