There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Well I just put wine in my tea
How does it feel to date your dad?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
