why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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