WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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