He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
We need to rekindle our bromance
The best revenge is premature balding
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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