Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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