this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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