this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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